Oh yeah.

You know, I know I'd be rich if I could figure out what makes people stupid. Instead, I'll continue to observe these air/space parasites from their native habitat. This study is something of a casual life work, a passive quest fueled more by curiosity than hope for fiscal gain or true enlightenment.

Having said that, I'll take a moment to recount a dangerous brush-in with one of these entities. If you're easily scared by the truth, read no further:

The other day I'm at work, doing my job. That's a pretty tough concept for some people, but others - maybe even you - actually do what they're paid to do. Some people are even good at their jobs. All modesty aside, I'm one of these people. I know I keep the wheels turning smoothly at my place of employment, and I know it because people tell me all the time.

So when one of these parasitic, half-working wastes of time and matter accuses me of doing something I didn't do, I can't help but have mixed feelings. On the one hand, I know that I don't even have to defend myself because my work ethic speaks for itself. And yet on the other, I want to bite this chick's nose off for even wheezing out the words.

I'm not sure what crawled up this particular bitch's p-- (yeah, like anything could survive that journey), but something compelled her to tell people I did something I didn't. Regardless of how trivial the matter was (and it was petty), I was completely innocent. The problem wasn't even under my jurisdiction as far as responsibilities go.

So why point fingers? Why not just say "Um, I have no idea because I'm a dumb fat bitch." Sadly, it didn't have to do with me having slighted her, her trying to get ahead, or her being even jealous. The reason, in actuality, is quite simple, at least in one of those stupifying kinds of ways:

She didn't think before opening her dumpster.

And what gets me is that there are so many people like that. They shamble about pretending to be real people when they're really just fat meatbags unable to be productive or constructive.

These people, you often times can't give them a wide enough berth. They're like little planets of condensed bullshit, pulling a thing like logic out of its natural orbit.

All one can really do is acknowledge they exist and prepare themselves.